This hardworking Italian is the newest recruit to the Bach Boy team, but don't even think about calling him a rook! He considers his greatest strengths to be his resilience, his can-do attitude, and his inability to be brought down by negativity or by a recent break-up even. His self-esteem is super high and there's literally nothing you can say to get under his skin, but it's not like you have to try or anything because it totally won't work anyway. He doesn't even mind that his last name means "Little Flowers." He thinks it's hella funny too, bro, cause it's just a joke, but lay off it anyway.
Fresh out of a long-term relationship, Alex is enjoying the single life and looks forward to taking his next serious, or even like just not-super-serious girlfriend or whatever out to all the places he and his ex used to go and that she might probably still go to maybe. He bets she'll be wicked jealous, though, and asserts that he's way better off now that he doesn't have to deal with her anymore and that he definitely wasn't dumped, it's just over, end of story, get over it already.
How did you come to join The Bach Boys cast?
"Yeah, true story, I was just like 'Hey, this would be wicked funny to just pretend to be all into finding love and stuff as a joke. That would be freakin' hilarious to surround myself with like an all dude group of love-freaks and pretend as if, like, I was using them as an emotional support system.' Figure might as well, I got the free time now."
I'm going to be honest with you, it doesn't sound like you're handling your recent break-up well at all.
"Oh, yeah? Cause you know me so well, right? Hell no you comin' at me like that, bro. You wanna go? You want a piece a me, too, huh bro? Everyone does, so you do too? That it, bro? Well come get it, bro. I ain't scared. I ain't scared or torn up inside at all even, bro. Let's go!"
You seem to be experiencing a great deal of emotional distress and, as a result, are lashing out at others out of fear and pain.
"Yo, we can end this right here, bro. I don't even think about 'Trina no more, dude. I'm so far over it, I'll take you out right here, it doesn't even me hurt anymore, dude. Let's go."
I just want to help you.
"I don't need your help or nobody's help, bro. I'm good, bro. For real. Unlike you, some dudes just need to be alone. And yeah, maybe I'm meant to be alone. Maybe I'll just live the rest of my life all alone and be alone forever and someday just die alone, all by myself. And no one will know or care or miss me or remember me or nothin' anyway."
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Favorite food?
"Deep dish pie with 'shrooms and peppas. Hold the 'chovies! I’m 25, by the way."